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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Guest Blog today

I am having an abnormally annoying day, but don't feel like venting about it. Instead...I am posting a fun little email I got from a guy about a month or two ago. Kept asking for him to post it, he kept not responding to my emails request. So, withholding his name...and once again enjoying his 'freak out' I've decided to share it with all of you.....

oh Brad Lidge just DIDNT blow a save...and PHILLY leads LAD 1-0.
here then...with tonights Guest Rant...is.....mmm...Mr. Anonymous funny guy!

Monkey, This was a good entry...funny. Agree with your frustration.The whole freaking US is becoming a place where Jerry Springer isnormal. Entitlements are expected. The white guy/people are evil.Double standards, cheap products, poor service, bad attitudes,narcisism, self-importantance.........

Couple of random, run-on comments.

Agree the dealers at BR, with 1,2 exceptions -- very dry, boring,almost catotonic. I primarily play Blackjack but the play(ers) areexactly the same. Dumb players just don't get it.

People - People generally suck. Not just at poker rooms and casinos -everywhere. I work at a software company and it sucks bigtime. TheIndians (from india) are shysters. The techies are freaks. You have towalk on eggshells all the time because your affraid of offendingsomeone and getting called to HR for counseling....treehuggers,programmers, lesbians, religious zeolots, you name it.

Employees- Ever notice they have the right of way in therestores......NO one says excuse me, pardon me, can I help you. It'slike you are bothering them. Home Depot is a classic - 4 guys standingaround talking while customers are trying to buy stuff. They justdon't give a shit about anything, and it shows, but they don't care.

People - Since when do we have to wait at a green light waiting forsome asshole to finish typing a message. Or, how about this...yourwalking down a hallway, say from the parking deck to thelobby...somebody walks right in front of you, and then stops to lookaround. You stop and wonder "what the hell is this idiot doing", andpause to expect an "excuse me"...but no,,,,they think your in thereway. Completely clueless.

Online - I've been getting reamed also. I think they tweak the RNG atvarious times. Right now, Pokerstars has there reload bonus goingon....how better to attract more deposits that to make players gobroke, and then entice them with a "deposit bonus".

ProFootball - I think everyone is getting sick of the announcers, theplayers, the game. Your right...that Tony guy...I never understood howhe got that job. He's got nothing. He looks and acts like he's in the10 step program fixing to fall off the wagon at any moment.

Commercials - Amstel Light- A 5 year old commercial with that oldfucker screaming some shit. Geico- I just don't get it..the apes orthe eyes/money stack.

iPhone - "got an app for that"...enough already.AT&T - Rollever minutes...talk about freaking stupid.

Rename the Beau Rivage = Brun Rivière = Brown River

What bar did you own in Buckhead??? That area has really changed.About 5-10 years ago, the urban crowd took over, so the merchantsended up just shutting down- no more bars....just shops, condos, andchain restaurants. Although with the economy the whole area is kindavacant.

Sushi - That place at the corner of Eishenhower Drive and Pass Road(The road to Edgewater Mall.) claims to have been rated the bestsushi. Never been so I can't comment. Yuki's (in the Walmart parkinglot) is pretty good/decent. Fairly plain jane interior and the sushibar is right by the front door, but otherwise okay.

Thats all...hang in there.

Thanks...uh....Mr....uh not gonna reveal your name guy!

MONK

4 comments:

complete_donkbag said...

T-H-E-I-R AND T-H-E-R-E.

ex:

THEIR house is over THERE.


thank you.

Anonymous said...

sign this dude up as a guest announcer, i love his oomments. better than mine.
ydf (you really dont have to post shit like this. just me, playing poker, chatting with your blog.. lol

have a good one monkey. try not to get into trouble. be nice. remember, cheap luggage gets trashed. i recommend hard shell luggage.

ydf

Poker Monkey said...

I take full accountablility for all spelling and gramatical errors. However, in the event of a guest blogger...I cannot take that grenade. Besides, the whole THEIR vs THERE is a common slip, but one that I am typically not guilty of bastardizing.

Anonymous. Sign him up? Not sure the process for that...but if you read my blog, and you send me a douzy...I assure you...I will publish that shit!!!1

MONK

DB said...

TPM,

This is DB, and I was the author of this post. I have to apologize to Monk for not getting back to him in a timely manner. Simply said, my email had run out of control and I did not see Monks reply email. I also take full responsibility for grammatical and literary errors. Thank you.